when they were prepping me for the surgery the nurse put one of those cloth hats over my head to keep the hair out of my face
she said “here’s your party hat”
and i was already trippin balls so I said
and wiggled around on the table like a gleeful slug
I think that he took cosplay a little bit too far.
he saw his chance and he took it
yay transparent sheik from hw
-Cassandra Clare, City of Heavenly Fire
"…..Well…. toothless and I got her out of a tree…."
"Who put her there?"
"Uhhhh….. haha…well… crazy thing is… I’m… actually… the one…. who… put her there…."
-How a talking Fishbone managed to get the girl of his dreams.
And so I grew from colt to stallion, as wild and reckless as thunder over the land. Racing with the eagle, soaring with the wind. Flying? There were times I believed I could.
Great. We’re all bloody inspired.